And now it’s time for… The Wild Africa Trek!!!
This was one of the major highlights of our trip this year, and the one part I definitely remember completely. It was something new and exciting… and definitely special! I have so much mayhem to share, and so many pictures, that I’m going to have to do this in two posts. This first post is all about the first phase of the Trek, which I think of as “The Jungle Adventure.” So are you ready? Here we go!
After parting ways with Soarin, we (the Boilers, Mouseoholic, and I) headed for the check-in point. The sign was low-key, and definitely doesn’t do justice to the adventure that was to follow!
As we’re checking in and getting acquainted with one of our tour guides, can’t you just sense the impending mayhem?
We had to suit up in special gear:
“This is soooo totally gonna ROCK, Squirt!!!!!”
All right! Suited up and ready to go. They took a pre-trip group shot… our tour guides said it was so they could identify the bodies later:
“Move ‘em out!”
Hmmmm…. This might actually be dangerous….
Trekking through the jungle… burnin’ off those Flame Tree BBQ calories…
As we progressed through the tour, admiring the varied exotic flora and fauna, Boilerdude made an intersting observation. He pulled the four of us close together and murmured, “Hey, you see that one girl over there? I think she’s a spy. I think she’s really a C.M. in disguise, trying to pretend she’s just another member of the tour group. You notice how she’s all by herself (everybody else was there with someone else), and she doesn’t seem to be paying much attention to what’s going on, or to what the tour guides are saying?” We had to agree that there was something suspicious about that. So we kinda kept an eye on her for awhile to see what was up. Now, hold that thought, we’re coming back to it in a minute.
The next part of our jungle adventure involved crossing a couple of rope bridges. These things were scary! First, they had us practice on a mock-up. Mouseoholic was all like, “yeah, whatever… no biggie…”
…but then when we saw the first of the real ones, we were all like “you want us to cross that??!!”
Our tour guide assured us it was safe, so we got buckled into our safety harnesses and got ready. Mouseoholic and Boilerdude grinned as if they weren’t really scared at all… as if…
“… you sure that thing’s hooked up right?!”
Our tour guide went first to show how it was done. “Come on, guys… it’s a piece of cake!”
So Boilerbabe was all, “okay, let’s do this thing! Yeah, it is a piece of cake!”
Mouseoholic: “Oh, yeah, definitely a piece of cake!”
Boilerdude: “Piece of cake?! Speak for yourselves!”
Meanwhile, back on the platform, everyone else had gone and it was down to just me and “suspicious girl.” So I struck up a conversation with her, asking her if she was enjoying this, if she was really all by herself, etc… Well guess what? She confessed! She really was a spy!
It turns out that she was a castmember who worked at AK, and was taking the tour to expand her horizons at the park so she would know more about all the things to do there. I later told B-dude that he was right, and we all congratulated him on his powers of observation. So anyway, back on the platform, it was now “spy girl’s” turn to go:
“Piece of cake, my a$$!!!”
The view was awesome from up here:
Mission accomplished!
Oh wait…! That was just the first bridge… the small one! The second one was even bigger! Boilerbabe wasn’t scared, though, now that she was a pro:
Hmmmmm…. Definitely don’t want to fall off of this one!
I was the last one across, so of course I took my time taking pictures. Here’s one of Boilerbabe taking a picture of me while I take a picture of Mouseoholic saying “hurry up, slowpoke!” (Yeah, whatever… I’m almost there…)
Okay, the rope bridges now conquered, it’s time to move on to the next step. Here’s Boilerdude carefully inspecting the next set of harnesses we had to hook into:
Why so much concern over these particular harnesses? Well, because they would be the only thing preventing us from tumbling off a cliff into…..
….these guys:
….and this guy:
Now, there’s some brave ducks:
“Yeah, we trust our harnesses!”
“What?! We ain’t scared!”
“Fuhgeddaboutit……”
After successfully getting past the pits of dangerous critters, we prepared to exit the jungle. Our tour guides took another group picture to prove that everyone survived this phase of the adventure:
Well, that’s it for part 1! Stay tuned for another post (some day) of part 2, “the Savannah Tour.”
