Top 10 List - Favorite WDW Ride Quotes

AKLRULZ · Post by **AKLRULZ** » Apr Wed 20, 2005 8:02 am

From the HM:

Your cadaverous palor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. 8)

rcpratt3 · Post by **rcpratt3** » May Mon 09, 2005 10:09 am

What a great idea. I love your top 10 list!

Cheshire Cat · Post by **Cheshire Cat** » Dec Tue 13, 2005 4:37 pm

Here's my favorite quotes:

10. It rained and it rained and it rained ~ Living Seas

9. Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, your party from saturn has arrived,
please give them a ring! ~ WEDway People Mover...I mean the TTA

8. Please! Listen to me, if you remain perfectly still it probably won't eat you!

~ Alien Encounter

7. If you're seeing mermaids, you've been submerged too long ~ 20k

6. My siestas are getting shorter and shorter ~ Tiki Room

5. Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our planet has sailed through the
universe of time, and for a brief moment, we have been among its many
passengers ~ Spaceship Earth

4. Down to the North Sea! ~ Maelstrom

3. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, The Magic Kingdom proudly presents our
spectacular festival pagaent of nighttime magic and imagination in thousands of sparkling lights and electrosynthomagnetic musical sounds, The Main Street Electrical Parade! ~ MSEP

2. You can't run away from trouble...ain't no place that far! ~ Splash Mountain

1. If we can dream it, we can do it (and that's the most exciting part)
~ Horizons

packwingfn · Post by **packwingfn** » Dec Tue 13, 2005 6:00 pm

I'll have my top 10 list later tonight but I just love

"Come on everybody, here we gooooooo....Off to Neverlandddddd!"

packwingfn · Post by **packwingfn** » Dec Wed 14, 2005 1:24 am

10."We wants the redhead! We wants the redhead!" - Pirates of the Carribean.

9. "Space shuttle, this is flight safety. You are clear for launch!" - Space Mountain.

8. ""For your safety, I've invented rails for you to lean on. I call them Lean Rails. Please do not sit on the Lean Rails, as they're there to lean on. And please don't sit on the floor. My studies show you can;t experience Time Travel on the floor. And it's not a pretty picture in those shorts." - Timekeeper

7."Where do you think you are? Disney World? "- Cranium Command

6."Hang on to them hats and glasses, 'cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!" -- Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

5. "Come on everybody, here we gooooo, Off to Neverland!" - Peter Pan's Flight

4. "Light Speed to Endor!" - Star Tours

3. "I think I'm going to take a nap over at the Hall of Presidents" - Enchanted Tiki Room (VERY RARE ONE) stay until the VERY end of the ride.

2. "Do NOT pull down on the Saftey Bar, I will lower it for you" - Haunted Mansion

1."Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas." -- Walt Disney World Monorail

I don't know what it is but I thought I was the only one who love the Monorail door spiel, I guess not, I don't feel like such a nerd anymore!

Post by **js3901** » Dec Wed 14, 2005 2:11 am

8. "For your Saftey, I have invented lean rails for you to lean on, so please do not sit on the lean rails, because there for to lean, and It's not a pretty picture in those shorts." - Timekeeper

the full thing actually goes: "For your safety, I've invented rails for you to lean on. I call them Lean Rails. Please do not sit on the Lean Rails, as they're there to lean on. And please don't sit on the floor. My studies show you can;t experience Time Travel on the floor. And it's not a pretty picture in those shorts."

I know this line for line as it's by far my favorite attraction

Blackie Pueblo · Post by **Blackie Pueblo** » Dec Wed 14, 2005 11:56 am

This is such a simple idea but I have to admit it's a simple yet great idea!!!I just want to know... how are you doing the shirts? I mean are you doing them yourself or did you find someplace to do it? Because most places won't do copy written material. So you can't put the name of the ride on the shirt can you?

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packwingfn · Post by **packwingfn** » Dec Wed 14, 2005 4:35 pm

Thanks JS, I was just quoting it off on the top of my head so I can say that I'm not as good as you

s8film40 · Post by **s8film40** » Dec Wed 14, 2005 5:53 pm

"Oh, yeah, one more thing, have a good flight" - Soarin' or something like that.

Cheshire Cat · Post by **Cheshire Cat** » Dec Wed 14, 2005 6:03 pm

"Some Imagination, huh?" ~ Fantasmic

G2-4T · Post by **G2-4T** » Dec Wed 14, 2005 8:11 pm

Ok - the Tiki Room/Hall of Prez quote? I never heard that before, I always am a part of the mad rush to hit the doors. Very good find!

BTW - did you ever make the shirts and if so - photos?

CA Screamin Dude · Post by **CA Screamin Dude** » Dec Thu 15, 2005 5:08 am

I still love

"I know this is your first flight, and it's uh, mine too. hehe"

packwingfn · Post by **packwingfn** » Dec Thu 15, 2005 9:40 pm

I read about the Tiki Room one on the Unofficial Guide to WDW so I told my brother to sit and wait until the very end of the ride.

Theres also the quote of "Hey lady, thats smart, walk under a bird"

But after waiting a bit, I finally heard the quote then went over to Hall of Presidents and took a nap lol

Aurora · Post by **Aurora** » Jan Tue 10, 2006 3:47 pm

What a fun thread! I've been cracking up and smiling reading through these.

One of my favorites was .. augh I can't quite remember the one about the exact wording but on Star Tours, about Egroeg Sacul needing to meet his party? That made me giggle.

disneydreamer12 · Post by **disneydreamer12** » Jan Wed 11, 2006 7:35 pm

So many good quotes. Here's my meager contribution:

"Just goes to show you, anything can happen in the movies."- Great Movie Ride

"I never said this was your laughing place brer bear, it's mine!"- Splash Mountain

"A blast of wind, to find my fate. A thunderbolt, to cast my spell. Alas, grant me my wish as well!"- Evil Queen in Wishes

and my favorite jc joke "When you leave the park later on today, please don't forget to take with you all of your small children. If you don't they will be shipped over to "it's a small world," and be forced to sing that song over and over again. Don't laugh, it's how I got my start here 15 years ago."