SWW 2010: Voyage of the Accident-Prone

[NaCler]

Still doesn't beat the dumb woman who entered MK with a gray brick. Made her way through Main Street with said brick in hand to the castle laid down under the arch in the front and claimed the brick fell off the castle and hit her. Cinderella Castle is made of steel and concrete. There are no bricks...

I HOPE she had someone lob the brick at her head so that it would leave a mark to look authentic... serves her right for being so stupid and money crazed...

[boilerbabe]

Obviously that woman was NOT a Disney nut otherwise she would've known the Castle has NO bricks! She should've done her homework first!!!

[Future Guy]

Obviously that woman was NOT a Disney nut otherwise she would've known the Castle has NO bricks! She should've done her homework first!!!

Heck, she could have just looked at the danged castle! It's pretty obvious it's not made of bricks. One wonders what other harebrained schemes she considered before settling on that one. Claim that Pluto had bitten her and given her rabies? Or that one of the Tiki Room birds pooped on her? Seriously, some people are beyond stupid.

[MadEye]

Then you have idiots who try and fraud Disney. This guy made the blacklist:

His friends bought him a nice expensive gift for his birthday (something from the Art of Disney store(s)). Instead, he wanted money but he didn't have the receipt. So he printed his own (with the correct amount to boot). Only problem was that the receipts from Disney were unique with the blue Mickey and Castle on the back of the receipt which he didn't have on his...

[MmeLeota]

Oh boy...between these stories and the people of the park website, DL/WDW is becoming a scary place to be!

[northernmousefan2007]

How do these people afford entrance tickets, they have jobs?

[Mousekedude]

Awesome trip report, Lord Zod! Glad neither of you sustained any serious injuries. I know I'm late, but I just found this thread.
Also, count me among the great unwashed who have no clue who this Linda Skywalker-Sparrow is. Could someone enlighten us, please?

[MadEye]

Awesome trip report, Lord Zod! Glad neither of you sustained any serious injuries. I know I'm late, but I just found this thread.
Also, count me among the great unwashed who have no clue who this Linda Skywalker-Sparrow is. Could someone enlighten us, please?

She's a HUGE Star Wars, Jack Sparrow and High School Musical fan. Her name is Linda Amidala Skywalker Efron (legally changed). I can find no good photos of her anywhere. She has not missed a day of Star Wars Weekends and sometimes shows up in a cheerleader outfit for the HSM show at Studios.

[Amy]

Awesome trip report, Lord Zod! Glad neither of you sustained any serious injuries. I know I'm late, but I just found this thread.
Also, count me among the great unwashed who have no clue who this Linda Skywalker-Sparrow is. Could someone enlighten us, please?

Here is a link to a blog I found with her in her HSM attire...I think she is more enthusiastic about Star Wars though so I am still looking for a photo of that. I'm pretty sure she was mentioned in a MiceChat update on the Star Wars final tours.
http://www.myselfincenter.com/2008/10/l ... alker.html
I do wonder how she is allowed to come into the parks in a HSM cheerleader outfit. Is that not considered a costume?

[MadEye]

I do wonder how she is allowed to come into the parks in a HSM cheerleader outfit. Is that not considered a costume?

They allow the cheerleaders there for the competitions in in cheerleader outfits. Maybe she changes into the outfit after she gets in. But they do allow Star Wars fans in in all certain types of costumes, just no masks allowed.

And the only photo I can find of her is an old one of her white outfit with blond hair, not her black outfit with dark hair.