See, Jacca, the problem here is this: As much of a brute as you are, you're still old-school enough to be a gentleman when it comes to hitting a girl. Guys from our generation just can't get jiggy with that idea. I wouldn't play against a girl either, for the same reason. A lot of other folks don't see it that way, but to me the proof is in the pudding: all the so-called "liberated feminists" who think that men and women are equal and that women should be allowed to compete equally with men in any sport would be the very ones to screech the loudest if you did treat a woman like just another guy and body-checked her into next week. I've seen it. So we're da**ed if we do, da**ed if we don't.
Don't get me wrong, ladies, I'm all for men and women competing equally in some sports, like tennis, or even soccer and so forth (I even had a girl beat the pants off me in one-on-one basketball once, which was actually pretty impressive...), but not in rough physical contact sports like hockey or football. It's just not logical. So... sorry B-babe, I just couldn't see you strapping on the skates and going up against a beast like Jacca. Now maybe you and Amy could duke it out...! That would be fun...!
