Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

csquare77 · Post by **csquare77** » Feb Tue 27, 2007 6:49 pm

In the Honey I Shrunk The Audience "please do not ware your safety glasses until you are safely seated inside the theater safely er-um yes" or along those lines.

Esmeralda · Post by **Esmeralda** » Feb Tue 27, 2007 6:55 pm

"Stupid Judy" ~Ellen

I do believe most of the rest of my favorites have already been posted. Does the monorail count as a ride? If so...

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas."

One more!

"We surrender, we surrender!" Statler and Waldorf

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Feb Tue 27, 2007 6:57 pm

"Brakes, breaks, where are the breaks?!?!" ~Rex from Star Tours

bbowen13 · Post by **bbowen13** » Feb Wed 28, 2007 1:34 pm

I like many on here love the monorail message, along those lines I will add:

"For those of you standing throughout our journey, please hold on to the hand rails and stay clear of the doors" -Monorail

"Please keep all arms, legs and other appendages inside the vehicle" -Transit authority

"Please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened, as they always should be in your vehicle" -Test Track

Lion Sleeps Tonight · Post by **Lion Sleeps Tonight** » Feb Wed 28, 2007 1:48 pm

bbowen13 wrote:
"Please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened, as they always should be in your vehicle" -Test Track

Test Track! One of my favorite lines, for some strange reason is simply "German and Belgium"- I don't know why.

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Feb Wed 28, 2007 7:25 pm

""Dead Men tell no tales!!"

disneylover32 · Post by **disneylover32** » Mar Thu 01, 2007 1:58 am

"When hinges creek in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candle lights flicker where the air is deadly still. That is the time when ghosts are present practicing their terror with ghoulish delight." And probably the rest of that ride.

csquare77 · Post by **csquare77** » Mar Thu 01, 2007 10:17 am

Its not a line, but a cut seen in test track, in the pre-show, you see them setting up the test you will be going through. At the end you see them add a crash test, with a car going like 40 into a wall.

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Mar Thu 01, 2007 10:37 am

"I got on my old camp tshirt, still fits.....kinda" `Country Bears Vacation Hoedown, a classic

Sarah Turp · Post by **Sarah Turp** » Mar Thu 01, 2007 10:40 am

My favorite is a monorail one.

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favour montangeo......scentos" I dont understand what the last part means or how to say it, but my bother decided to try and learn in and can now say all of those bits quite fluently...even though he doesn't understand what he is saying. It always used oto make me laugh.

I also like the train stuff

"Now boarding the Walt Disney World Railroad Wwwwwwwwwwwwwup"

"hang on to them hats and glasses" is always a classic!

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Mar Thu 01, 2007 10:47 am

"I know this is probably your first flight, and it's mine to. (nervous laugh)" ~Rex

"Madame Leota has a remarkable head, for materializing the disembodied"~Ghost Host

stinoi · Post by **stinoi** » Mar Fri 02, 2007 9:09 am

It's not so much what was said (Last time I checked it wasn't there anymore), but at MGM's ToT as you are splitting towards one of the two preshow rooms, there was a lit "announcement board" with those little plastic letters pushed into it. Some of the letters were missing. If you walked up close to the board and looked down, you would see written in the fallen letters "Evil Tower You are Doomed." I always liked that one as the vast majority of people missed it. As I said though, unfortunately, the last time I was at Disney (June '06), this message was no longer there...

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Mar Fri 02, 2007 2:22 pm

I like what all those signs say as you wind through the barn for Splash Mountain at DLR

Post by **spaulo** » Mar Fri 02, 2007 4:27 pm

broncoflyer8912 wrote:I like what all those signs say as you wind through the barn for Splash Mountain at DLR

Heh, I haven't had time to read those in years... ahhh, the ups and downs of FastPass...

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Mar Sat 03, 2007 9:39 am

spaulo wrote:Heh, I haven't had time to read those in years... ahhh, the ups and downs of FastPass...

Even if I am walking by for fastpass I can still kinda read them because they are just a sentence long