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I love the Jungle ride-Funny

Amy wrote:That would definitely make me look twice at a family too ~ so many of the jokes are more deserving of a groan than a laugh out loud
Here is a great link to a lot of the jokes to jog your memory ~ http://www.themedattraction.com/jungle.htm

Amy, thank you for posting those jokes! I had a lot of laughs reading through those and reliving some of my past cruises!

Now to go and listen to one...

My favorite is:
If you liked your ride my name is Scott. If you didn’t, my name is Mary and this is It's a Small World.

From the queue: "To the person who lost a roll of twenty dollar bills wrapped with rubber band: Good news! We found your rubber band."

"Here we have Schweitzer Falls. Named after that famous explorer Dr. Albert........Falls."

"And now we're on the Nile River. It goes on for Niles and Niles and Niles. And if you don't believe that, you're in de-Nile."

You should all watch the Weird Al video to "Skipper Dan."

daluke wrote:My favorite is:
If you liked your ride my name is Scott. If you didn’t, my name is Mary and this is It's a Small World.

Heard a variation on this that continued "And if you're not sure, my name is Figment and this has just been your imagination." Think that was during the NSS Halloween party.

IMFearless wrote:

daluke wrote:My favorite is:
If you liked your ride my name is Scott. If you didn’t, my name is Mary and this is It's a Small World.

Heard a variation on this that continued "And if you're not sure, my name is Figment and this has just been your imagination." Think that was during the NSS Halloween party.

Cute ~ I don't think I've heard that one before

Amy wrote: Here is a great link to a lot of the jokes to jog your memory ~ http://www.themedattraction.com/jungle.htm

Oh my, these are awesome! On my last trip we had the best skipper I remember. He used the three hour tour line and I'm not sure many on the boat got it. Reading these for a moment I was back in the jungle

I like the Figment line too.

IMFearless wrote:

daluke wrote:My favorite is:
If you liked your ride my name is Scott. If you didn’t, my name is Mary and this is It's a Small World.

Heard a variation on this that continued "And if you're not sure, my name is Figment and this has just been your imagination." Think that was during the NSS Halloween party.

That's a good one! I've never heard them use that joke before.

I too love the watch your head joke. They are all so cheesy and that's what makes them all so good. I love the Headsalesmen spiel as well. I also love the if you had a good time my name is ***** and if you didn't my name is ****. I also heard once a skipper telling us as we were redocking that the real jungle begins (speaking about the lines and the crowds). Never heard that since and I thought it was really funny.

" I'd like to point out some of my favorite plants....there's one...there's one....oh back over there is one too! "

dwellsbct wrote:" I'd like to point out some of my favorite plants....there's one...there's one....oh back over there is one too! "

HA! Yes, I was just about to say this one

kelpseaweedkelp wrote:

dwellsbct wrote:" I'd like to point out some of my favorite plants....there's one...there's one....oh back over there is one too! "

HA! Yes, I was just about to say this one

I've had skippers use this line and after they say they'd like to point out some of their favorite plants they simply point at plants without saying a word

I dont know if its in WDW's version but DL's version has an easter egg in there about "famed architect Indiana Jones"

Amy wrote:

kelpseaweedkelp wrote:

dwellsbct wrote:" I'd like to point out some of my favorite plants....there's one...there's one....oh back over there is one too! "

HA! Yes, I was just about to say this one

I've had skippers use this line and after they say they'd like to point out some of their favorite plants they simply point at plants without saying a word

I love that variation! Especially if the skipper has good facial expressions.

I like the Jungle Cruise a lot. I have come to the conclusion that its not just the joke that is entertaining but the skipper who delivers that joke. Some Skippers are much better than others. When we were there back in 2012 there was a younger female Skipper that must have worked nights as a stand up comic. She was really good and had the whole boat in stitches. Same lame jokes but what a delivery.

Searl