Funniest Event you ever wittnessed at Disney

[boilerbabe]

EPCOT, July 1995. A Living Seas Cast Member (diver) escorted a family to the First Aid station (behind Odyssey Restaurant, part of same building). The CM is wearing a 7 mil farmer john wetsuit in 100+ degree heat. Stops on the way back at a beverage cart and requests a large cup of ice. Pulls the farmer john forward and pours the cup of ice into the wetsuit. Hands the cup back to the beverage CM and continues walking back to the Living Seas.


I would have liked to have seen that from the guests point of view, or the beverage cart CM's (her jaw bounced off the floor). All I know was that I was seriously overheating in a 7 mil wetsuit in a 100+ degrees and did not want to pass out due to overheating...

I would have been right there with you, dumping the ice down my 7Ml! And a farmer john to boot! Yeow!!! Nice job not passing out!

[Searlproudbottom]

I hope you all get a smile from my story.
This didn't happen at Disney but did happen on our Latest Flight To Orlando.

My Wife and I Had Been Saving Our Sky Miles For Some Time. Our wish Was to Finally Fly In First Class. The Day Finally Came and We Made our Way On Board. The Seats Were Terrific, Both Were Isle Seats And We Were Able To Sit Directly Across From Each Other. Our Plane Had Lifted Off And We Were On Our Way To Orlando When an attractive blond gal from Economy Class Gets Up And Moves To The First Class Section And Sits Down Right Beside Me. The Flight Attendant Watches Her Do This And Asks To See Her Ticket. She Then Tells The Blonde That She Paid For Economy Class And That She Will Have To Sit In The Back.

Obviously This Young Woman Had way To Much To Drink. She Replies, I'm Going To Orlando To See Mickey Mouse. There Is No One Sitting In This Seat And I'm Staying Right Here!!

The Flight Attendant Goes Into The Cockpit And Tells The Pilot And
The Co-pilot That There Is A Blonde Gal Sitting In First Class That
Belongs In Economy And Won't Move Back To Her Seat.

The Next Thing That Happens Is That The Co-pilot Comes Out Of The Cockpit And I Am Thinking That All Heck Is Going To Break Loose. I look Over At My Wife And She Just Rolls Her Eyes. The Co-pilot Then Walks Up To This Girl Sitting Next To Me And Tries To Explain That Because She Only Paid For Economy She Will Have To Leave And Return To Her Seat.

The young blond woman By This Time Is Talking Really Loud, She Says To The Co-pilot "I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Orlando And I'm Staying Right Here." I have to say this woman reeked of alcohol.

So Now The Co-pilot Heads Back To The Cockpit. Sitting Right Behind The Bulkhead I Overhear The Co-pilot Tell The Pilot That He Probably Should Have The Police Waiting When They Land To Arrest This Blonde Woman Who Won't Listen To Reason.

The Pilot Then Tells The Co-pilot I'll Handle This. By This Time Everyone In First Class Is Busting up. And You can all Imagine How I Felt.

So Now The Captain Comes Out Of The Cockpit. He asks me to stand up. He then sits down in my seat leans over and whispers something in Blondie's ear. Blondie then says To The Captain , I'm Sorry and without saying another word She Gets Up And Goes Back To Her Seat In Economy.

As We Disembarked the Aircraft I Had To Ask The Captain What He Said To Make Blondie Move Back To Her Seat. IN Economy. He Said I Simply Told Her, First Class Wasn't Going To Orlando.

Searl

[cy1229]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the good laugh!

[Amy]

That is one smart pilot! That is too funny Searlproudbottom!

[boilerbabe]

That is hilarious!!!! I needed a laugh, thanks for sharing!!!!

[Lunamoon]

The funniest event that ever happened to me in Disney World was when I was smaller and i had tripped on my moms foot and had fallen on a strangers leg. Thinking it was my Dads leg I held on to it for dear life until my mom picked me up. My sister was laughing her head off. Once I found out it wasnt my dad, I said I was sorry and walked off with my sister. My mom explained before we got to far. But I got to see the fire fighter gut that works at disney. He gave me a mickey mouse bandaid for my knee and a plastic fire hat. ( Only I got it and my sister was jealous)

[aboden]

I posted this in another thread then realized I do have a funny story lol.

When I was taking my late 80's(I was wrong in last thread not mid 80's lol) grandmother to Disney she had several of the colorful sayings that they have. One time in line for food she said to the CM "I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throats been cut." It took several seconds for the cast member to realize what she meant lol as well as the stares by parents in nearby lines. Finally the CM understood and laughed and said she never heard someone say such a thing. I never knew if the parents were horrified by what she said or just didn't understand at all lol just knew it sounded bad. And then other times when bringing food to the table when I got there she'd say "I'm so hungry I could eat the south end of a north bound skunk." And still several stares from nearby people.

Then one that had people laughing behind us, we were on Thunder Mountain and as we were pulling back into the station she was exclaiming she "Lost her underpants and false teeth" on that ride. She said other things and the people behind us found it the funniest thing.

[Amy]

I posted this in another thread then realized I do have a funny story lol.

When I was taking my late 80's(I was wrong in last thread not mid 80's lol) grandmother to Disney she had several of the colorful sayings that they have. One time in line for food she said to the CM "I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throats been cut." It took several seconds for the cast member to realize what she meant lol as well as the stares by parents in nearby lines. Finally the CM understood and laughed and said she never heard someone say such a thing. I never knew if the parents were horrified by what she said or just didn't understand at all lol just knew it sounded bad. And then other times when bringing food to the table when I got there she'd say "I'm so hungry I could eat the south end of a north bound skunk." And still several stares from nearby people.

Then one that had people laughing behind us, we were on Thunder Mountain and as we were pulling back into the station she was exclaiming she "Lost her underpants and false teeth" on that ride. She said other things and the people behind us found it the funniest thing.

It's funny when you see other people react to sayings you are used to your relatives using. I've heard those phrases several times and if I were to overhear them I would simply chuckle to myself.

[rphillips14]

That is truly funny!!!