js3901 wrote:I wouldn't count Alien Encounter/Stitch's great escape a ride. it's one of my pet peeves when I hear people call it a ride. It's more of a show like Mickey's Philharmagic, and of the Circlevision films, or Country Bear Jamboree. You just sit there, and don't go anywhere.
Yeah, but to be even more confusing, Disney usually doesn't like you to call them "rides," in favor of "attractions." I kept gettin' in trouble for that
It gets confusing, too, with those attractions that are mostly show but you do technically ride somewhere, like the Carousel of Progress or Ellen's Energy Adventure. Which is why I only use the "attraction" blanket.
That gets even more confusing when you mention things like the street performers in the World Showcase, or the Frontierland Hoedown, or even Push. What, then, are they? Also attractions?
THEN, we get into greatness. I have never been on Tower of Terror or Expedition Everest. I have no interest in those kinds of rides. I recognize them as masterpieces, but they aren't
mymasterpieces. I mean, I've been known to ride nothing but Star Tours in a day at the Studios. If you ask me which attraction is the best, the greatest, in my opinion, it would be that. But if you want me to judge overall, I would look at things like popularity, creativity, ambiance, and how much the Imagineers "plus it." Things like that. Star Tours, regrettably, wouldn't fit nearly as well as other rides.
In any case, whenever anyone asks me about great rides, I always say Figment and end the conversation. And now I've confused myself. I need to go lie down.

It's a good thing I don't take this stuff too seriously, isn't it?

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