Top 10 List - Favorite WDW Ride Quotes

karenj2 · Post by **karenj2** » Apr Mon 10, 2006 7:43 pm

Here are my top 10:
10.) "Space shuttle, this is flight safety. You are clear for launch!" - Space Mountain

9.) "There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow" - Carousel of Progress

8.) "Calling Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring." - Tomorrowland Transit

7.) "Attention travelers. Please remain seated. Your vehicle is rotating backwards for your return to earth." - Spaceship Earth

6.) "This elevator travels directly to… the Twilight Zone…" – Tower of Terror

5.) "Rat, schmat! What do they know? They're tourists!" -- Muppetvision 3-D

4.) "This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge: To find A WAY OUT! Of course, there's always my way..." -- The Haunted Mansion

3.) "We wants the redhead! We wants the redhead!" - Pirates of the Carribean

2.) "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas." -- Walt Disney World Monorail

1.) "When you leave the park later on today, please don't forget to take with you all of your small children. If you don't they will be shipped over to "it's a small world," and be forced to sing that song over and over again. Don't laugh, it's how I got my start here 15 years ago." – Jungle Cruise

disney_fanatic · Post by **disney_fanatic** » Apr Tue 18, 2006 2:29 pm

Its been a while since i have been to Walt Disney World - as im in the UK,

but hearing all the lines from the rides, awww makes me wish i was there

someof my favourite lines are the safety regulations you get on the monorail, and the information and destinations - my borther and I would memorise them and join in, much to the passengers annoyance !

disneydreamer58 · Post by **disneydreamer58** » Apr Tue 18, 2006 2:34 pm

SO just how BIG is this shirt gonna be

I think they would make great sellers!!! Awesome idea and reading all of these make me REALLY want to get to one of the parks!

lovesdisney44 · Post by **lovesdisney44** » Apr Tue 18, 2006 3:41 pm

bostoncg wrote:SO just how BIG is this shirt gonna be I think they would make great sellers!!! Awesome idea and reading all of these make me REALLY want to get to one of the parks!

Bostoncg - I think you may be onto something . . . hmmmm maybe you can quit your day job- wouldn't that be grand?!

disneydreamer58 · Post by **disneydreamer58** » Apr Tue 18, 2006 3:52 pm

That would be AWESOME, I could go for early retirement!!
I actually work right next to a place who does silk screen and all that stuff I might have to ask him what it costs to produce mass quantities of a shirt with quotes like this on it. I will let you know. BTW by using those quotes "IF" a person wanted to make them and sell on SubSonic's site for example, are the quotes protected by copyrights?

Post by **spaulo** » Apr Tue 18, 2006 4:53 pm

karenj2 wrote:Here are my top 10:
10.) "Space shuttle, this is flight safety. You are clear for launch!" - Space Mountain

9.) "There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow" - Carousel of Progress

8.) "Calling Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring." - Tomorrowland Transit

7.) "Attention travelers. Please remain seated. Your vehicle is rotating backwards for your return to earth." - Spaceship Earth

6.) "This elevator travels directly to… the Twilight Zone…" – Tower of Terror

5.) "Rat, schmat! What do they know? They're tourists!" -- Muppetvision 3-D

4.) "This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge: To find A WAY OUT! Of course, there's always my way..." -- The Haunted Mansion

3.) "We wants the redhead! We wants the redhead!" - Pirates of the Carribean

2.) "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas." -- Walt Disney World Monorail

1.) "When you leave the park later on today, please don't forget to take with you all of your small children. If you don't they will be shipped over to "it's a small world," and be forced to sing that song over and over again. Don't laugh, it's how I got my start here 15 years ago." – Jungle Cruise

Awesome! You had me until the last one... I guess I haven't heard that specific Jungle Cruise joke. But the rest are SPOT ON!

karenj2 · Post by **karenj2** » Apr Sun 23, 2006 11:10 pm

Actually, neither have I, but I'll be going to WDW in 2007 with the extended family (including one 10yo, three 6yos, and one 2yo - all nieces and nephews), so I thought that'd be funny to put on Tshirts for the adults.

pumpkinhead · Post by **pumpkinhead** » Apr Sun 23, 2006 11:24 pm

better late then never
"Please lower your head and watch your step while exiting the tram."
PH

SysFail · Post by **SysFail** » May Mon 01, 2006 2:48 pm

I can't remember it exactly ( and I am out of points to request it HAH) but one of my favs is:

Sam Eagle: it's a glorious 3.5 hour finale
Kermit: you got a minute and a half!!!!

I love that one
hahahah

or when bean is running around with that bee on a string while Miss Piggy is singing and hes going "buzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzz buzzzz buzzzzz"

I'll check it out when I am there in *4* days

SimonTemplar · Post by **SimonTemplar** » May Fri 19, 2006 2:32 pm

In no particular order :

1) "Calling Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party from Saturn has arrived, please give them a ring" - TTA
2) "Ye are not the first to pass this way, nor shall ye be the last" - Maelstrom in Norway
3) "Space shuttle, this is flight safety. You are clear for launch!" - Space Mountain
4) "The Carousel of Progress was Walt's own idea from beginning to end. He loved it." - COP
5) "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas!" - Monorail
6) "Welcome to the splendor, the spectacle, the sparkling sensation. Where the romance, the comedy and the thrill of Disney fantasies come to electric life. And now the Magic Kingdom proudly presents, in a million points of musical light, the magical worlds of Disney in SpectroMagic!" - Jiminy Cricket in SpectroMagic
7) "Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our planet has sailed through the universe of time. And for a brief moment, we have been among its many passengers." - Spaceship Earth
8 ) "Aaahh, there you are! And just in time, theres a little matter I forgot to mention, BEWARE OF HITCHIKING GHOSTS!! They have seleced you to fill our quota, and they'll haunt you until you return, HAHAHAH!!! Now, I will raise the safety bar, and a ghost will follow you home, kindly watch your step please, watch your step...." - Haunted Mansion
9) " Ahh, Mr. Twain. I may have invented bifocals, but I assure you that they are not rose-colored." - American Adventure
10) "As you board please move across your car to make room for everyone,and kindly offer available seating to those needing special assistance." - Monorail

GhostHost1313 · Post by **GhostHost1313** » May Fri 26, 2006 9:24 am

Alien Encounter-- "If you remain perfectly quiet, it 'probably' won't eat you..."

GhostHost1313 · Post by **GhostHost1313** » May Fri 26, 2006 9:26 am

I also like: Test Track-- "Did you remember to turn off those robots?" "Uhh..."

Post by **spaulo** » May Fri 26, 2006 10:38 am

OK, so I'm not 100% unique... most of these have been said... but here are mine, in no particular order:

# "Us bears we do love singin' in country har-mo-neeeeee... and if y'all won't join us, we'll chase you up a tree!" -- Country Bears Vacation Hoe-Down

# "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas." -- WDW Monorail

# "Ye are not the first to pass this way... nor shall ye be the last." -- Maelstrom

# -"Hey hey, look at the guy in the Goofy mask!
-"That's not a mask!"
-"Oh. Sorry lady!" -- MuppetVision 3-D

# "I know it's probably your first flight, and it's mine too..." -- Star Tours

# "Space shuttle, this is flight safety. You are cleared for launch" -- Space Mountain

# "Now then, hang on to them hats'n'glasses, cuz this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!" -- Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

# "Hi Sal it's me again. I need another limo, a stretch. Wait... better make it a super-stretch." -- Rock'n'RollerCoaster

# "Can't you reach any further, you stub-winged bilge rat!?" -- Pirates of the Caribbean

# "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, your party from Saturn has arrived, please give them a ring."

And one bonus one that is only at Disneyland (and, believe it or not, for a shorty period of time was the ringtone on my cellphone)

# "Remain seated, plase. Permanenser sentados, por favor." -- Matterhorn Bobsleds

Mr.ToadWildRider · Post by **Mr.ToadWildRider** » May Sat 27, 2006 7:35 pm

"You are not the first to pass this way, nor shall you be the last!" -Maelstrom

"The delluge...." - The Living Seas

"That door is opening once again, only this time....it's opening for you" - Tower of Terror

"Your cadaveroys palour betrays an aura of foreboding....is this haunted room actually stretching??" - The Haunted Mansion

"Ladies and gentlemen get your cameras ready for a once in a life time visual...the backside of water!!" - The Jungle Cruise

"This is Alien" - The Great Movie Ride

"The Renassaince" - Spaceship Earth

"Red lights...I hate red lights!" - The Great Movie Ride

"Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our planet has sailed through the universe of time. And for a brief moment, we have been among its many passengers" - Spaceship Earth

Lion Sleeps Tonight · Post by **Lion Sleeps Tonight** » May Sat 27, 2006 8:35 pm

These aren't just the rides, but also from the parades and shows or whatever. And in no particular order.

"Ready when you are, C.B." - Great Movie Ride

"You are not the first to pass this way, nor shall you be the last" - Maelstrom

"This is 'Alien'. You are with Sigourney Weaver aboard the spaceship Nostromo.
Something has gone wrong" - Great Movie Ride

"Now then, hang on to them hats 'n' glasses, cuz this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!" - Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

"This, as you may recognize, is a maintenance service elevator still in operation, waiting for you. We invite you, if you dare, to step aboard because in tonight's episode, you are the star. And this elevator travels directly to...The Twilight Zone." - Twilight Zone Tower of Terror

"Wishes!"

"Welcome to Fantasmic..."

"When you imagine, time becomes timeless. When you imagine and you believe. Fantasy dances and hopes are reveiled. And the dreams that you dream, become real." - Share a Dream Come True Parade, MK

The entire closing announcement with that song from Hercules at MGM. It always gave me a sudden burst of enthusiam.

"There was blood on the ground..." - Country Bear Jamboree