Shrunken Head Ned

Lion Sleeps Tonight · Post by **Lion Sleeps Tonight** » Sep Sat 16, 2006 2:11 pm

I was just listening to the jungle cruise, and I thought of Shrunken Head Ned. Does anyone know the different things he says? I can't seem to find any quotes.

Esmeralda · Post by **Esmeralda** » Sep Sat 16, 2006 6:15 pm

Ned played on the scheduled station this afternoon and I laughed so hard! I don't actually know any of the quotes though. Something about not buying any green bananas because you won't be needing them. Oh, and not riding the Jungle Cruise. All those corny jokes could kill you. Although he's ridden it and his body is in perfect shape, if he could only find the bloody thing.

Sorry I couldn't be more exact! I can go get the card I received from him and type it in for you if you'd like though.

Lion Sleeps Tonight · Post by **Lion Sleeps Tonight** » Sep Sat 16, 2006 7:20 pm

Esmeralda wrote:Ned played on the scheduled station this afternoon and I laughed so hard! I don't actually know any of the quotes though. Something about not buying any green bananas because you won't be needing them. Oh, and not riding the Jungle Cruise. All those corny jokes could kill you. Although he's ridden it and his body is in perfect shape, if he could only find the bloody thing.

Sorry I couldn't be more exact! I can go get the card I received from him and type it in for you if you'd like though.

It's up to you. I just wanted to know all the little pieces of advice and sayings he had for guests. They're so weird and random.

I know there's one about his twin head, and another about a cure for a sickness that you dont have.

Post by **sockfire** » Sep Sun 17, 2006 11:46 am

Esmerelda is correct, we have Ned

Just do a search on the request page.

http://www.subsonicradio.com/station/pl ... n&count=25

Halvogirl · Post by **Halvogirl** » Sep Sun 17, 2006 11:11 pm

Ned is always out of order when we are there. than heaven for this site or i wouldn't know any of his "remedies"

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » Sep Tue 19, 2006 8:38 am

I've got a Shrunken Ned cure hanging on my cube right next to me:
"Shrunken Ned's sure-fire insomnia cure!
1) Get plenty of sleep
2) See #1"

I do think he forget the third point : Go to work.

bigthunderlover · Post by **bigthunderlover** » Sep Sat 23, 2006 1:14 am

I think Shrunken Head Ned is SUPER awesome!

elizabethswann · Post by **elizabethswann** » Nov Sat 01, 2008 5:07 pm

I know this is old but after lurking through the old posts, I wanted to put this in.

He loves to rip me off.

I remember about two or three times in a row, I never got a card but the last time I went he finally gave me one. My guess is that maybe the cards got jammed or didn't have anymore cards? I have no idea what the cause was. I still go to him but I never could remember everything he says.

casrin · Post by **casrin** » Nov Sun 02, 2008 12:13 pm

I have that marked as a favorite - those are so funny

Gizmata · Post by **Gizmata** » Nov Tue 04, 2008 2:43 am

If Ned fails to offer you a card, just go to the register and a cast member will make one magically appear. I had to ask last week and the cast member shuffled his deck of cards and let me choose one.

-Giz

elizabethswann · Post by **elizabethswann** » Nov Tue 04, 2008 3:56 am

Gizmata wrote:If Ned fails to offer you a card, just go to the register and a cast member will make one magically appear. I had to ask last week and the cast member shuffled his deck of cards and let me choose one.

-Giz

Really? I didn't know I could do that. Thank you for the head's up!

Donalds1Fan · Post by **Donalds1Fan** » Nov Sat 15, 2008 2:48 am

I've never been to DL, only WDW. What exactly is Shrunken Ned? Well, I know what he is (a shrunken, talking, joking head), but is he in a display kind of like Esmeralda and such? Anyone have a picture?

elizabethswann · Post by **elizabethswann** » Nov Sat 15, 2008 4:02 am

Yes, he's like Esmeralda but found in the Adventureland Bazaar shop.

http://flickr.com/photos/14272980@N03/2325393261/ That's a look of how he is in his little box.

Donalds1Fan · Post by **Donalds1Fan** » Nov Sat 15, 2008 9:07 pm

elizabethswann wrote:Yes, he's like Esmeralda but found in the Adventureland Bazaar shop.

http://flickr.com/photos/14272980@N03/2325393261/ That's a look of how he is in his little box.

Thanks! That's very neat. Too bad they don't have that in WDW.

I gather from the picture that you press your hand down to get it to work.

lisah0711 · Post by **lisah0711** » Dec Sat 06, 2008 10:11 am

I'll have to look old Ned up when we are DL next week!