Food Pr0n!

[Amy]

Mmm, those look tasty! But aren't they greasy?

[Wizzard419]

Nope, less greasy than a disneyland one. When you know what you're doing the oil absorbion is minimal.

[Wizzard419]

Service! One Cannoli and one Churros con Chocolate!

[Jacca5660]

I see!! Now you're playing the Cannoli card!! You BA****D!! That's just plain mean!! You even had the chocolate chips!! 'sniff sniff'

It's not fair!! I cook breads and meats and sauces, I can even brew my own beer, not pastries!!

[Wizzard419]

Oh you brew your own beer.... ok new post tomorrow that will make you cry and possibly get someone arrested.

[Jacca5660]

Oh you brew your own beer.... ok new post tomorrow that will make you cry and possibly get someone arrested.

I came in second place in the 1996 Peach State Brew Off. With a Still Mead of all things!

[Wizzard419]

Mead is a brewed product so I can see that. There's a guy at work that makes his own mead, it's pretty good the first batch tasted like vinegar though.

[Amy]

I see!! Now you're playing the Cannoli card!! You BA****D!! That's just plain mean!! You even had the chocolate chips!! 'sniff sniff'

It's not fair!! I cook breads and meats and sauces, I can even brew my own beer, not pastries!!

It's ok buddy. Here, pack up your Italian cooking self and come cry on my shoulder. Don't forget the homemade beer!!

[Jacca5660]

I see!! Now you're playing the Cannoli card!! You BA****D!! That's just plain mean!! You even had the chocolate chips!! 'sniff sniff'

It's not fair!! I cook breads and meats and sauces, I can even brew my own beer, not pastries!!

It's ok buddy. Here, pack up your Italian cooking self and come cry on my shoulder. Don't forget the homemade beer!!

I see how you are! You just want me for my yeast!! I feel so used!! I didn't say that was a bad thing!!

[Amy]

I see!! Now you're playing the Cannoli card!! You BA****D!! That's just plain mean!! You even had the chocolate chips!! 'sniff sniff'

It's not fair!! I cook breads and meats and sauces, I can even brew my own beer, not pastries!!

It's ok buddy. Here, pack up your Italian cooking self and come cry on my shoulder. Don't forget the homemade beer!!

I see how you are! You just want me for my yeast!! I feel so used!! I didn't say that was a bad thing!!

Not just your yeast, I want you for all your mad Italian cooking skills! And you're pretty handy with computers too

[Wizzard419]

Wait, you have yeast problems? I think they make products for that.

[Jacca5660]

Wait, you have yeast problems? I think they make products for that.

No problem, it gets in my bread and beer!

[Wizzard419]

I think that is what the food inspectors make the kitchen staff wear pants.

[MmeLeota]

In Jacca's case, it's a slinky red dress...

[Jacca5660]

In Jacca's case, it's a slinky red dress...

He'll have to read waaaaaaaaaay back to find that one!!!