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Post by mindflipper » Apr Wed 21, 2010 9:36 am

Okay, this was a dumb blonde joke originally, but I have re-worked it more apporopriately for this thread:

Two right-handed people are going to Disneyland, and while driving down the Interstate they see a large sign on the side of the road saying "Disneyland Left". One says to the other, "When did they leave?", and the two break out into tears as they drive back home.
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Post by Jacca5660 » Apr Wed 21, 2010 9:49 am

DROLL!!
"Our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them" WED

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Post by mindflipper » Apr Wed 21, 2010 10:03 am

I'm proud of you, Jacca5660! I was expecting a far worse reaction from you! :D :D :D
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Post by MmeLeota » Apr Wed 21, 2010 10:44 am

I'm surprised Jacca didn't come back with something worse too... :shock: :o

Jacca, you feelin' alright buddy? :wink: (of course, he may just be in a good mood since the Braves won...)
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Post by Amy » Apr Wed 21, 2010 10:47 am

mindflipper wrote:Okay, this was a dumb blonde joke originally, but I have re-worked it more apporopriately for this thread:

Two right-handed people are going to Disneyland, and while driving down the Interstate they see a large sign on the side of the road saying "Disneyland Left". One says to the other, "When did they leave?", and the two break out into tears as they drive back home.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! :lol: I'm ambidextrous so I can make RIGHT and LEFT handed jokes and still appreciate the other side :D
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Post by Soarin08 » May Tue 04, 2010 5:42 pm

WHOA, we have a thread for us lefties??? How did I miss THAT??

Oh well I'm here now!!!
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Post by MmeLeota » May Tue 04, 2010 5:49 pm

Welcome to the Left-Handed League Soarin08! :D
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Post by kcarts » May Tue 04, 2010 6:04 pm

Yeah! Welcome aboard!
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Post by Mousekedude » May Mon 10, 2010 4:11 pm

MmeLeota wrote:Welcome to the Left-Handed League Soarin08! :D
Would that happen to be a reference to the "League of Red-headed Gentlemen" of Sherlock Holmes fame?
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Post by mindflipper » May Mon 10, 2010 9:29 pm

That is quite a singular deduction, Mousekedude, but what evidentiary observation lead to that assumption? Was it....elementary? :wink:
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Post by kcarts » May Tue 11, 2010 6:16 am

Five of the last six perfect games tossed in MLB (including the last three), thrown by soutpaws.
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Post by Mousekedude » May Tue 11, 2010 6:57 am

mindflipper wrote:That is quite a singular deduction, Mousekedude, but what evidentiary observation lead to that assumption? Was it....elementary? :wink:
It struck a chord of familiarity with me.
By the way, did you know that Sherlock never uttered the phrase most famously attributed to him: "elementary my dear Watson"...? I have the entire collection of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's original works, and nowhere does Sherlock ever say that. It was invented by screenwriters in later years who took liberties with Sir Arthur's work. Just a bit of trivia for you, old chap.
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Post by mindflipper » May Tue 11, 2010 8:51 am

Mousekedude wrote:
mindflipper wrote:That is quite a singular deduction, Mousekedude, but what evidentiary observation lead to that assumption? Was it....elementary? :wink:
It struck a chord of familiarity with me.
By the way, did you know that Sherlock never uttered the phrase most famously attributed to him: "elementary my dear Watson"...? I have the entire collection of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's original works, and nowhere does Sherlock ever say that. It was invented by screenwriters in later years who took liberties with Sir Arthur's work. Just a bit of trivia for you, old chap.
Yes, I knew that. I have the entire collection as well in print and nearly in audio. But for most people, it's the catch-phrase they know him for; however, one thing I remember from reading was the repeated use of the word "singular" as an adjective to describe something. "This is a most singular case" and so on. That's why I used in my posting... :wink:
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Post by Mousekedude » May Tue 11, 2010 9:44 am

Why, that is a singular bit of information, isn't it? Thanks for that. :wink:
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Post by Soarin08 » Jun Thu 03, 2010 1:53 pm

Mousekedude wrote:
mindflipper wrote:That is quite a singular deduction, Mousekedude, but what evidentiary observation lead to that assumption? Was it....elementary? :wink:
It struck a chord of familiarity with me.
By the way, did you know that Sherlock never uttered the phrase most famously attributed to him: "elementary my dear Watson"...? I have the entire collection of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's original works, and nowhere does Sherlock ever say that. It was invented by screenwriters in later years who took liberties with Sir Arthur's work. Just a bit of trivia for you, old chap.
Seriously? How cool! I had no idea.
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