Subsonic Radio

"... big bag of Mousekefreak!"
And as the guests began screaming in terror, she rared back and.....

...whip...and all the powers of HELL!" She cracked the whip and cackled loudly. But, alas, her villianous gloating was short-lived, as she had under-estimated the talents of....

Madame Leota!!! As she summoned the spirits during her seance....

"mindflipper, mouskecouple, Len...momeja, boilercouple, NaCler, Sleepy90, and Amy...rap on a table, ring a bell...and all at once, the happy spirits did materialize, right beside Jacca who..."

Broke out the rum he had been carrying for the Dole Whips later.

As he held up the rum bottle he shouted, "Dole Whips are on me for everyone who stands with me against Maleficent!"
...When the ensuing melee had ended and the dust finally cleared, there was no sign of anyone but a dazed and bruised Maleficent sitting on the floor in shock, mumbling to herself and shaking her head. A lone cricket chirped in the background.

The cricket stood and introduced himself to Maleficent. "My name is Jiminy," he says, doffing his hat. Jiminy Cricket then offered, "I can be your conscience. Let me be your guide."

Conscience now what would I want with one of those.

Maleficent was about to strut off towards the Graveyard, she looked over her shoulder as she was about to leave the room, she saw the little cricket looking so lonely.

"Come on then Jiminy you can guide me to where that rabble went if you know" she said softly.

Poor Jiminy didn't know what to say. He knew he'd backed himself into a corner by repeating his famous line without thinking about it. Why would he want to guide the evil Maleficent to his friends so that she could just open up another bag of Mousekefreak on them?
Feeling himself sweating and shaking under her malevolent glare, he cleared his throat nervously and said the only thing he could think of....

"Bite me, you Jaccajurassic Hag!" He clapped his hands over his mouth, stunned by what he blurted out. Maleficient was also stunned, but then broke into an evil cackling laugh.
"I don't need you to find them!" she sneered. "I know exactly where they are!"
Jiminy was quick to doubt her, and then challenged her, "I don't believe you!"
"They getting dole whips in Adventureland. It's right here on the Subsonic's Official Twitter Page," she stated, and then showed Jiminy her iphone.
Jiminy shook his head, and knew he could not save them from tweetering to their own doom as Malificient vanished in burst of green flames.

Meanwhile, in Adventureland...

... "Man, that REALLY was good guys," said NaCler after tasting his first ever Dole Whip. "Thanks for the treat, but Boilerdude, you need to hide that rum now before security catches you. They are so serious about it in the MK that they will probably release Maleficent herself to deal with you."...

"Nah, I don't need to worry about it," said boilerdude, "It's not like I'm gonna be subsonic'ed or anything." Ha-ha-ha, they all had a good laugh over that one. "Hold on," whispered NaCler, "Do you see what I see over there by the Jungle Cruise dock? I think it is..."

Amy wrote:"Nah, I don't need to worry about it," said boilerdude, "It's not like I'm gonna be subsonic'ed or anything." Ha-ha-ha, they all had a good laugh over that one. "Hold on," whispered NaCler, "Do you see what I see over there by the Jungle Cruise dock? I think it is..."

"....Mousekedude, Mouseketinkling off the dock!!! "

Well, it was Mousekedude, but he was just looking down into the water, pondering how in the world they were going to escape Maleficent's evil clutches. Fortunately, he remembered what the Good Disney Characters had told him....

"When you get in trouble and you don't know right from wrong,
give a little whistle!Give a little whistle!
When you meet temptation and the urge is very strong,
give a little whistle! Give a little whistle!
Not just a little squeak, pucker up and blow.
And if your whistle's weak, yell "Jiminy Cricket!"

... after minutes of whistling to no avail, Mouskedude formed a completely crazy plan. "It looks like Jiminy's not going to help us on this one guys and gals. Either that or someone is playing a sick joke on us making us look like morons whistling on a boat dock. Listen now, because I have a plan and it MIGHT just be crazy enough to work."

So they all gathered around to hear the plan. All that could be heard was the low murmur of voices from within the huddle, punctuated by the occasional mischievous giggle. Little did they know that Maleficent had spotted them and was on her way over....