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Posted: Apr Sun 22, 2007 12:39 am
by broncoflyer8912
"The boys in the back are comic-caws!

Beacuse of their claws??

No because their macaws!!!"

That line is classic in The Enchanted Tiki Room!

Posted: Apr Sun 22, 2007 2:06 am
by DisBeamer
I remembered another one of my favorites yesterday (whilst listening and giggling quietly at work):

"What journey is complete without a brief moment in the English countryside with a man named Trevor? Hello Trevor! Take care! ...we're heading toward that aqueduct.."

I don't know why, but it makes me giggle every time.

Posted: Apr Sun 22, 2007 10:25 am
by Cheshire Cat
What journey is complete without a brief moment in the English countryside with a man named Trevor?
Haha, I have to say that one everytime we leave to go on vacation anywhere. :)

Posted: Apr Fri 27, 2007 12:05 am
by Stardust
I'm very partial to the Maelstrom quotes. Especially: "dissapear, dissapear", "back, back, over the falls" and "novay has alvays been, vill alvays be..."

I think it's cause i like the accent...

I also enjoy the Soarin' preshow a lot!

Oh no...and I forgot...the song Big Al sings in Country Bear's "there was blood on the sadle and blood all around. and a great big puddle of blood on the ground"!

I'll never get tired of that!

Posted: Apr Fri 27, 2007 1:50 am
by DisBeamer
Stardust wrote:I'm very partial to the Maelstrom quotes. Especially: "dissapear, dissapear", "back, back, over the falls" and "novay has alvays been, vill alvays be..."

I think it's cause i like the accent...

I also enjoy the Soarin' preshow a lot!
*giggles* That 'back back, o-ver the falls!' thing ... there was a substantial period of time where my mom and I would both say that whenever we were reversing in the car. :lol:

Posted: Apr Fri 27, 2007 10:44 am
by spaulo
Stardust wrote:Oh no...and I forgot...the song Big Al sings in Country Bear's "there was blood on the sadle and blood all around. and a great big puddle of blood on the ground"!
While I do love Big Al's tune as well, the #1 hit song from the Jamboree has to be....

"Maaaaama don't whup little Buforrrrd...
Maaama don't pound on his heaaad...
Maaaaaama don't whup little Buforrrrd...
I think you should shoot him instead!
Bang!"

Posted: Apr Fri 27, 2007 12:50 pm
by Lion Sleeps Tonight
spaulo wrote:
Stardust wrote:Oh no...and I forgot...the song Big Al sings in Country Bear's "there was blood on the sadle and blood all around. and a great big puddle of blood on the ground"!
While I do love Big Al's tune as well, the #1 hit song from the Jamboree has to be....

"Maaaaama don't whup little Buforrrrd...
Maaama don't pound on his heaaad...
Maaaaaama don't whup little Buforrrrd...
I think you should shoot him instead!
Bang!"
That song always makes me :?

Like I just don't get that kind of [southern?]humor. It's interesting to hear people laugh at it nonetheless.

Posted: Apr Fri 27, 2007 1:12 pm
by spaulo
I don't think it's Southern humor necessarily... my family is from California and Ohio, and we laugh our asses off at that song.

Posted: Apr Fri 27, 2007 1:40 pm
by Lion Sleeps Tonight
spaulo wrote:I don't think it's Southern humor necessarily... my family is from California and Ohio, and we laugh our asses off at that song.
Oh, okay then. I just don't find it funny, more like amusing/almost disturbed is more like it.

Posted: Apr Fri 27, 2007 3:32 pm
by borjoyzee
Hands-Down, Indiana Jones! DLP

Posted: Apr Fri 27, 2007 5:04 pm
by spaulo
borjoyzee wrote:Hands-Down, Indiana Jones! DLP
Hehe... another one who didn't actually read the O.P. ;-)

Posted: Apr Fri 27, 2007 7:35 pm
by samdu
My favorite line from haunted mansion:

Do not pull down on the safety bar please, I will lower it for you! :mickey:

Posted: Apr Fri 27, 2007 10:31 pm
by DisBeamer
spaulo wrote:
Stardust wrote:Oh no...and I forgot...the song Big Al sings in Country Bear's "there was blood on the sadle and blood all around. and a great big puddle of blood on the ground"!
While I do love Big Al's tune as well, the #1 hit song from the Jamboree has to be....

"Maaaaama don't whup little Buforrrrd...
Maaama don't pound on his heaaad...
Maaaaaama don't whup little Buforrrrd...
I think you should shoot him instead!
Bang!"
I still find it interesting that in parks where pirates can't chase the ladies anymore (a change which continues to annoy me to this day), no one's ever raised a fuss over the discussion of how to assault poor lil' Buford. :lol:

The Bears wouldn't be the same without the bizarre folksy songs though; those are my two favorites.

Posted: May Mon 07, 2007 11:23 am
by rocketman
Beaker nailed it! That skier in Soarin' cracks me up every single time.

I also like when the Star Tours pilot... aka. Pee Wee Herman says "... and I'm still getting used to my programming".

How about the cheesiest line? In Great Movie Ride, the narrator says in a super serious voice... "This is Alien, you are with Sigorney Weaver aboard the space ship Nostromo". Duh!

Posted: May Mon 07, 2007 12:24 pm
by spaulo
DisBeamer wrote:no one's ever raised a fuss over the discussion of how to assault poor lil' Buford.
Because, as everyone knows, Buford totally deserves what's coming to him... little pìssant.

(no, I have no idea who Buford is...)