Favorite Line in a Disney Ride

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Mar Mon 12, 2007 8:56 pm

I miss the line "This tower, launch sequence engaged..." from SM

Mr.ToadWildRider · Post by **Mr.ToadWildRider** » Mar Tue 13, 2007 4:48 am

Oops I thought you meant the queue when I first posted.

My favorite lines are "You are not the first to pass...nor shall you be the last" from Maelstrom, "One stormy night long ago five people stepped through the door of an elevator and into a nightmare <ding!>....that door is opening once again and this time it's opening for you." from ToT.

I also love the Ghost Host narration, particularly the stretch room, as well as many of the cheese lines of the JC Skippers - "There are two docks ahead which is what we call a paradox (pair-a-docks), but please be careful as to not fall between the two docks or you will feel the effects of pier pressure." ....I'm sorry I butchered them but I love those lines at the end

Cheshire Cat · Post by **Cheshire Cat** » Mar Tue 13, 2007 1:55 pm

I liked the old MK BTM "wildest ride in the wilderness" announcement, but the new English/Spanish version just doesn't have the same ring to it. Even the English part alone sounds...uh...different with the new voice. It just doesn't have the catchy repeatability.

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Mar Tue 13, 2007 5:38 pm

Cheshire Cat wrote:I liked the old MK BTM "wildest ride in the wilderness" announcement, but the new English/Spanish version just doesn't have the same ring to it. Even the English part alone sounds...uh...different with the new voice. It just doesn't have the catchy repeatability.

I can agree with that, DLR's BTM uses the same spiel, and yeah the original spiel was one of my favorites

FlyingMouse · Post by **FlyingMouse** » Mar Thu 15, 2007 4:26 pm

Can't think of a favorite, but we got a chuckle at the end of Monsters, Inc @ DCA. Roz says something in English, then Spanish, then says "bet'cha didn't know I was bilingual".

A Ticket. Cool!

jbvenn · Post by **jbvenn** » Mar Sat 17, 2007 11:12 am

"Stopping in the middle of the row is distinctly unpatriotic!"

"What kind of foolishness would you like to see?"

"Make it a super stretch."

yoyoflamingo · Post by **yoyoflamingo** » Mar Sun 25, 2007 8:33 pm

Cheshire Cat wrote:I liked the old MK BTM "wildest ride in the wilderness" announcement, but the new English/Spanish version just doesn't have the same ring to it. Even the English part alone sounds...uh...different with the new voice. It just doesn't have the catchy repeatability.

I agree with this 100%

I also enjoy: "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, Your party from Saturn has arrived, please give them a ring."

"Now Approaching Walt Disney's Carrousel of Progress" (Just the tone of his voice is hilarious, like he's furious about something)

"You are not the first to pass this way. Nor shall you be the last." (While waiting in the queue I count how many times I hear that before I get in.)

"There goes Suzanne Somers Pulled by a blenderfish."
"Oh...the pants are full." (You will be missed Timekeeper)

Post by **sockfire** » Mar Sun 25, 2007 10:27 pm

I kinda like:
"Star Tours is now offering convenient daily departures to the exotic moon of Endor..."

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Mar Mon 26, 2007 1:13 am

I also loved:

"Ease her down to eighty fathoms..." -Submarine Voyage

yoyoflamingo · Post by **yoyoflamingo** » Mar Mon 26, 2007 8:15 pm

One more I forgot: "Welcome aboard Spaceship Earth. Journey with us now to the dawn of recorded time as we explore the amazing story of human communication."

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Mar Mon 26, 2007 9:54 pm

The one line that always makes me laugh on Jungle Cruise:

"And now the first most dangerous animal in the jungle, his mother-in-law"

Talk about LOL, it's such a great joke!!

Post by **js3901** » Mar Mon 26, 2007 10:38 pm

I don't think I ever heard that joke on the JC...

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Mar Mon 26, 2007 11:07 pm

its when you see the two elephants

Post by **js3901** » Mar Mon 26, 2007 11:09 pm

nope. never heard it. best one I heard in that area was: "And now, here's a sight.. two baby elephants taking a bath under a full moon." - with the two baby elephants playing under the aldult elephant with it's back towards the boat...

broncoflyer8912 · Post by **broncoflyer8912** » Mar Mon 26, 2007 11:11 pm

if you watch this: he says the joke I am referring to at 4:40:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIse11cqRJY