Former Cast Member Findings

SeasDiver · Post by **SeasDiver** » Aug Tue 08, 2006 12:20 pm

I had a friend working attractions (ride operations) at the Living Seas. She was at ride unload, when a couple came up to ask a question.

The woman asks "I know the fish are real, but what is the water made of?"
My friend replies "2 molecules of hydrogen and 1 of oxygen."
The woman punches the man in the shoulder and says "See, I told you it was fake."

Lion Sleeps Tonight · Post by **Lion Sleeps Tonight** » Aug Tue 08, 2006 1:28 pm

SeasDiver wrote:I had a friend working attractions (ride operations) at the Living Seas. She was at ride unload, when a couple came up to ask a question.

The woman asks "I know the fish are real, but what is the water made of?"
My friend replies "2 molecules of hydrogen and 1 of oxygen."
The woman punches the man in the shoulder and says "See, I told you it was fake."

Oh my lawdy. Was she being serious. Cuz that's just....wow.

One day I was talking to my manager while going around doing my trash run around the Hat at the Studios. This family comes up to both of us, and asks my manager, "so which park we at; Magic Kingdom or MGM?"

In my mind I was screaming, "how did you even get in here without looking at any signs?"

knedeau · Post by **knedeau** » Aug Tue 08, 2006 2:36 pm

Wow............. That family should so not operate heavy machinery.....

jrcohen · Post by **jrcohen** » Aug Tue 08, 2006 3:01 pm

SeasDiver wrote:I had a friend working attractions (ride operations) at the Living Seas. She was at ride unload, when a couple came up to ask a question.

The woman asks "I know the fish are real, but what is the water made of?"
My friend replies "2 molecules of hydrogen and 1 of oxygen."
The woman punches the man in the shoulder and says "See, I told you it was fake."

Wow.... I mean... wow. Does this remind anyone else of that website, can't remember the address at the moment, that warns people about the dangers of dihydrogen-monoxide.

jrcohen · Post by **jrcohen** » Aug Tue 08, 2006 3:02 pm

http://www.dhmo.org/

Here it is. Crazyness.

Post by **js3901** » Aug Tue 08, 2006 4:03 pm

knedeau wrote:Wow............. That family should so not operate heavy machinery.....

no, this family just shouldnt be allowed out of the house or to breed.

knedeau · Post by **knedeau** » Aug Tue 08, 2006 9:24 pm

I heartily agree. whew.

Lion Sleeps Tonight · Post by **Lion Sleeps Tonight** » Aug Tue 08, 2006 9:38 pm

Hehe. yeah. It's those moments where you just want to be snarky and sort of sarcastic, but you can't. But my manager handled it well and patiently explained where the family was at, and how to get to Magic Kingdom. But..come on!! At least they didn't think it was Animal Kingdom.

Post by **sockfire** » Aug Wed 09, 2006 1:12 pm

You guys are mean. That's like saying Dopey or Goofy shouldn't breed and have kids...

knedeau · Post by **knedeau** » Aug Wed 09, 2006 2:34 pm

Hehehehe.......... Dopey and Goofy are cartoons, and couldn't endanger anyone else by operating heavy machinery.

jrcohen · Post by **jrcohen** » Aug Wed 09, 2006 3:50 pm

Oh yeah, what about the other 6 dwarves in the mine? You think they feel comfortable standing next to Dopey operating heavy machinery? i think not.

Post by **Dr. Ravenscroft** » Aug Thu 10, 2006 11:47 am

knedeau wrote:Hehehehe.......... Dopey and Goofy are cartoons, and couldn't endanger anyone else by operating heavy machinery.

The sad thing is these are the people that operate machinery in factory, and no they are not official operating engineers (they have to pass lots of tests).