mindflipper wrote:Well, got the NRA part right - do you own a FORD truck?
Actually, I got those "requirements for citizenship in Texas" from a Friend that lived in Houston for a few years. He actually loved living in Texas except for the hot summers - so he moved back to Florida (that way, he gets a more humid hot summer)...





All satire aside, it's really not as bad as all that. We're not all a bunch of gun-totin', tobacco-chawin', crazy rednecks (no offense to those who fit that description...



Oh, and... Florida's humidity has nothing over Houston's! Ours is worse because we get the same moisture off the Gulf, but we're a giant concrete heat island!
