Do y'all remember the old "your momma is so fat...." jokes from some years back? Well I have twist on that in the spirit of encouraging all of us in our weight-loss endeavors. I'm calling them the "I'm gonna get so skinny..." jokes. Here's a couple I came up with to get us started:
I'm gonna get so skinny, that I'll have to tie myself to the couch so the A/C won't blow me away.
I'm gonna get so skinny, that my cat will carry
me around the house (I always carry my cat around the house, in case you didn't get that one...).
I'm gonna get so skinny, that I can paddle around in my inflatable kayak... without inflating it.
I'm gonna get so skinny, that I can put on a bandaid and be fully dressed.
Okay, so those are kind of lame... I'm no stand-up comedian.

Anyone care to do better?