Wednesday, January 31: THE DAY THE CHEESE SAUCE DIED
I woke up around 730am and, with the earplugs had a decent night's sleep. All Star allows you to skip the front desk for check-out if you keep the room on the same card and so I didn't have to worry about lines at the hotel. A quick shower (hot, nice water pressure) and I was off to check out Pandora.
Above is the scene on the pathway leading to Pandora, right next to Tiffin's restaurant. This is at 8:35am, with the rope drop scheduled for 9am.
The posted wait time for Flight of Passage at opening was 210 minutes. They really need to work on the crowd control as they had us snake around to the right of the entrance and up the path leading out of Pandora toward Africa. I joined the end of the line about half way up that path so it was pretty far back. There was a lot of jockeying for position and lots of line cutting. A woman with a Brazil tour flag was holding space in line for others. She started with six people but ended up with 14! Luckily, she was behind me.
I got to the official entrance to the queue at 9:25am, so 25 mins of waiting out in the path. Then I got to the preshow entrance at 10:18am. I was off the ride at 10:38am. What did I think of it? Not impressed. It's basically a next-generation Soarin'. Or you can think of it as the love child of Soarin' and Simpsons/BTTF. It's a motion simulator where you straddle a seat that makes you feel like you're on the back of a Banshee. Then all the simulator seats face a gigantic screen where you all watch the same thing, with 3-D glasses of course. It's not a "wow" event, but it's ok. Certainly not worth a 210 minute wait so I feel bad for the people who arrived late!
After Flight of Passage I went to Na'vi River Journey. Got in line at 10:43am, posted wait time 90 minutes. at 12:31pm I was just joining with the Fast Pass queue, so almost two hour wait for what is essentially a very short indoor boat ride. The special effects are ok, lots of black light but not a lot of animatronics. They rely, instead, on video projection for most of the critters.
Yeah, so underwhelming for Pandora. I'll admit I'm not a fan of the movie so that might've tainted my perspective. But I thought they could've done so much more with the property. The land itself is nice and probably looks great at night. I never made it back to AK - with my one day I had to maximize.
I had lunch at Flame Tree for more BBQ. The Disney Experience mobile app now allows you to place food orders at some quick serve restaurants, Flame Tree being one of them. I took a look at the queue and then decided to order over the phone. My food was ready before the people I would've queued behind even got to the ordering station. So, win for that. Basically, you pull up the menu on the app, pick the food items, place the order, then go to a designated pickup location (at Flame Tree it's the counter on the far right.) Easy peasy!
After lunch I rode Expedition Everest in the single rider line then used my 1:10pm Fast Pass for Dinosaur. That's still a people pleaser. The six year old girl in front of me said "that was AWESOME" when the ride was over. Made me smile.
I saw "It's Tough to Be a Bug" on the way out of the park, just for the heck of it. Then I headed back to the car and over to Epcot.
I arrived at Epcot around 2:45pm or so. I was disappointed to see Imagination was broken down and American Adventure was closed. They do have the Epcot International Festival of the Arts running, seems like an excuse to keep the food stands open in the dead time between Food & Wine and Flower & Garden.
I wasn't going to do it, but the posted wait time was 65 minutes so I decided to check out Frozen Ever After. It's great, but doesn't belong in Epcot. It would be a fantastic addition to either Fantasyland or even the Studios. But at Epcot, it just feels out of place. The ride itself was pleasant and they really did a good job with the layout and use of the reversing feature of Maelstrom. But bring me back my Norway!
Test Track, along with Spaceship Earth, seem like two of the attractions that still hold the spirit of the old Epcot. From the corporate sponsor to the carpeted walls, it's what I always think of when I think of the early years of EPCOT Center. They even incorporated the World of Motion logo into the signage which is appreciated.
A kid outside had a t-shirt that said "Weekend forecast: video games with a chance of pizza" - nice.
Here's a shot of the dead area of Epcot, the lonely space from Energy to Wonders of Life, plus the inside of the equally lonely Innoventions East which is down to only three exhibits:
I had a 5:50pm Soarin' Fast Pass. The standby time was 40 mins so it wouldn't have been terrible to wait, but got on nice and fast. Have they always played the theme from the original Battlestar Galactica in the queue? It came up and I was surprised. Soarin Over the World has already been reviewed by me from my Shanghai trip. Not a fan of the fake CG animals and special effects, but I like that this particular version ends with a flight over Epcot.
After Soarin' it was a quick ride on Spaceship Earth and then over to Magic Kingdom. As I said before, I got EMH as part of staying at the All Star. I almost completely forgot about this benefit as I am so used to not having the perk. I was going to spend the evening in Epcot and then I said "wait a minute, I can go to MK for EMH!" The EMH hours were from 8-10 so, bonus.
A note on parking: Now that everything is on the Magic Band, you use the band at the parking booth too. But since I didn't use the band for my ticket media I wondered whether I needed to have the band with me to show proof to get on rides during EMH. Well, I took a chance and left the band in the car. Turned out the ticket, linked to my profile, is linked to my hotel so they were able to see that I was a guest. In short, it was not a problem. I used my plastic RFID card all night and never needed the Magic Band.
This post is subititled "THE DAY THE CHEESE SAUCE DIED" for a very important reason: The beloved free cheese sauce at Cosmic Ray's is no longer free. This makes me sad. Not only is it $1 now, but it's just an off-the-shelf branded cheese cup. Very sad day.
OK, I got over it pretty quick and headed over to Buzz Lightyear after dinner, then Peoplemover which I got off after 8pm. I was able to get onto Space Mountain during the fireworks and before the rush. Good thing too, because when I got off the line was all the way past the Rocket Jets. EMH lines were long everywhere after that. A two-hour event is tight, it used to be three hours at night. And now that they have to scan everyone's band or ticket it makes the whole process slower at each attraction.
Still, I stayed until 9:45pm and was able to hit most of the majors. After Space Mountain it was Pirates, then Big Thunder, then Haunted Mansion. Then the line was too long for Seven Dwarfs so I just rode Little Mermaid before heading out.
Wednesday night was spent near my work so I bid farewell to the resort and to the last day of my 10-day non-expiring park hopper ticket bought in 2001. If I knew then what I know now I would've stocked up on those suckers! But I still have 8 days of Water Parks and more to use so the magic will live on well into the future!