Hooter was framed!

[casrin]

The cosmos: a universe of good and evil where a small group struggles to bring freedom to the countless worlds of despair; a rag-tag band led by the infamous Captain EO.

Have you ever noticed how terrible that "small group" is to eachother though? Then, the Commander of this group that wants to "bring freedom to the countless worlds of despair" is nothing but negative to his group! And... no matter what happens, it's Hooter's fault. Poor Hooter!

Ahh, irony. But, it's hilarious.

[subsonic]

But it IS hooters fault. He should have known his boss was a cape twirling pop star and looked for it on the ground. Then he should have seen a dermatologist about those fat sausage fingers to lean them up so he could get back in the piano keys.

Sheesh, I mean, that's what he gets for wearing a wife beater.

[elizabethswann]

HAHAHA that's a good one, Sub. He needs to lay off eating anything in sight so that those fingers would play the piano better.

[casrin]

HA!

I still puzzle over Hooter admitting that he would have eaten the map. WHY? Nevermind why would he do it in the first place, but with everyone's anti-Hooter attitude, why dig himself deeper?!