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Favorite Pal Mickey Jokes
Posted: Jun Fri 02, 2006 1:42 pm
by DisneyManInSeattle
Instead of hijacking another thread, I wanted to open this one up.
What is your favorite Pal Mickey jokes?
"Don't tell secrets in your garden because the corn have ears!"
Posted: Jun Fri 02, 2006 5:57 pm
by horizons1
Why can't Pinnochio's nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Why do trolls have so many wrinkles?
Because they're really hard to iron!!!
Where does Buzz Lightyear leave his star cruiser?
At a parking meteor
Why doesn't Buzz Lightyear like restaurants on the moon?
They have great food but no atmosphere!
And my personal favorite:
Do you know which knight invented the round table?
Circumference
Posted: Jun Fri 02, 2006 7:34 pm
by disneydreamer58
LMAO, ok I guess I need to really pay attention to the Mickey jokes cause these cracked me up! Could be cause I am a little goofy tonight
Posted: Jun Fri 02, 2006 7:53 pm
by jbvenn
bostoncg wrote:LMAO, ok I guess I need to really pay attention to the Mickey jokes cause these cracked me up! Could be cause I am a little goofy tonight
Usually they fly by so fast I don't hear them very well. I'll have to listen more closely myself; there's nothing like a good, corny pun!
Posted: Jun Fri 02, 2006 8:00 pm
by disneydreamer58
Yep they are fast and I usually listen at work so I am not paying close attention. I will have to remedy that
Maybe I should request some now since I am sitting here at home doing nothing (pretty sad for a Friday "date" night
) but my cat is loving having me home
Posted: Jun Sat 03, 2006 7:49 pm
by AKLRULZ
What is the one about presidential teeth? Presi-dentures? LOL!
Posted: Jun Mon 05, 2006 3:19 pm
by DisneyManInSeattle
AKLRULZ wrote:What is the one about presidential teeth? Presi-dentures? LOL!
I like that one!
Posted: Jun Mon 05, 2006 7:00 pm
by slotofkit
My two favorite are...
"What was Goofy's reaction when he was struck by lightning?
He was shocked of course! Aww, poor Goofy."
"What do Donald and the Liberty Bell have in common?
They both have a quack in them."
I use Pal Mickey jokes on my voicemail message. Most people love 'em.
Posted: Jul Tue 04, 2006 1:31 pm
by fecns
I like most of the ones i have heard here on Subsonic, They do put a smile on your face.
Posted: Jul Tue 04, 2006 6:53 pm
by disgram
When I get to WDW in August, Pal Mickey is going to be the second thing I buy!!! I cannot wait to hear these all personally!
Posted: Jul Fri 14, 2006 7:46 am
by London
My kids are going to love these. Oh yea and great forum and site
My first post.
Posted: Jul Fri 14, 2006 10:47 am
by knedeau
horizons1 wrote: And my personal favorite:
Do you know which knight invented the round table?
Circumference
That is SO Clevery Funny! HAHAHAHAHAH I'm so going to have to buy a pal Mickey when I'm down there in Dec. Hehehehhe
Posted: Jul Fri 14, 2006 1:13 pm
by jrcohen
I didn't realize that they were from a toy. I always figured they were something at the resorts. I goofed.
Posted: Jul Fri 14, 2006 3:38 pm
by knedeau
Yeah! My dad got one last year... hehe even has pics of him carrying it through the park. I want one this year!
This page tells all about them!
http://allearsnet.com/tp/pal.htm
Posted: Jul Fri 14, 2006 4:09 pm
by jrcohen
Wow, that's awesome! It's not just a kids toy, it has and infrared sensor and can tell you park info!! Now i want one too.