Favorite Pal Mickey Jokes

DisneyManInSeattle · Post by **DisneyManInSeattle** » Jun Fri 02, 2006 1:42 pm

Instead of hijacking another thread, I wanted to open this one up.

What is your favorite Pal Mickey jokes?

"Don't tell secrets in your garden because the corn have ears!"

Post by **horizons1** » Jun Fri 02, 2006 5:57 pm

Why can't Pinnochio's nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

Why do trolls have so many wrinkles?
Because they're really hard to iron!!!

Where does Buzz Lightyear leave his star cruiser?
At a parking meteor

Why doesn't Buzz Lightyear like restaurants on the moon?
They have great food but no atmosphere!

And my personal favorite:
Do you know which knight invented the round table?
Circumference

disneydreamer58 · Post by **disneydreamer58** » Jun Fri 02, 2006 7:34 pm

LMAO, ok I guess I need to really pay attention to the Mickey jokes cause these cracked me up! Could be cause I am a little goofy tonight

jbvenn · Post by **jbvenn** » Jun Fri 02, 2006 7:53 pm

bostoncg wrote:LMAO, ok I guess I need to really pay attention to the Mickey jokes cause these cracked me up! Could be cause I am a little goofy tonight

Usually they fly by so fast I don't hear them very well. I'll have to listen more closely myself; there's nothing like a good, corny pun!

disneydreamer58 · Post by **disneydreamer58** » Jun Fri 02, 2006 8:00 pm

Yep they are fast and I usually listen at work so I am not paying close attention. I will have to remedy that

Maybe I should request some now since I am sitting here at home doing nothing (pretty sad for a Friday "date" night

) but my cat is loving having me home

AKLRULZ · Post by **AKLRULZ** » Jun Sat 03, 2006 7:49 pm

What is the one about presidential teeth? Presi-dentures? LOL!

DisneyManInSeattle · Post by **DisneyManInSeattle** » Jun Mon 05, 2006 3:19 pm

AKLRULZ wrote:What is the one about presidential teeth? Presi-dentures? LOL!

I like that one!

slotofkit · Post by **slotofkit** » Jun Mon 05, 2006 7:00 pm

My two favorite are...
"What was Goofy's reaction when he was struck by lightning?
He was shocked of course! Aww, poor Goofy."

"What do Donald and the Liberty Bell have in common?
They both have a quack in them."

I use Pal Mickey jokes on my voicemail message. Most people love 'em.

fecns · Post by **fecns** » Jul Tue 04, 2006 1:31 pm

I like most of the ones i have heard here on Subsonic, They do put a smile on your face.

disgram · Post by **disgram** » Jul Tue 04, 2006 6:53 pm

When I get to WDW in August, Pal Mickey is going to be the second thing I buy!!! I cannot wait to hear these all personally!

London · Post by **London** » Jul Fri 14, 2006 7:46 am

My kids are going to love these. Oh yea and great forum and site

My first post.

knedeau · Post by **knedeau** » Jul Fri 14, 2006 10:47 am

horizons1 wrote: And my personal favorite:
Do you know which knight invented the round table?
Circumference

That is SO Clevery Funny! HAHAHAHAHAH I'm so going to have to buy a pal Mickey when I'm down there in Dec. Hehehehhe

jrcohen · Post by **jrcohen** » Jul Fri 14, 2006 1:13 pm

I didn't realize that they were from a toy. I always figured they were something at the resorts. I goofed.

knedeau · Post by **knedeau** » Jul Fri 14, 2006 3:38 pm

Yeah! My dad got one last year... hehe even has pics of him carrying it through the park. I want one this year!

This page tells all about them! http://allearsnet.com/tp/pal.htm

jrcohen · Post by **jrcohen** » Jul Fri 14, 2006 4:09 pm

Wow, that's awesome! It's not just a kids toy, it has and infrared sensor and can tell you park info!! Now i want one too.